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[00:00:24.400 -> 00:00:32.480]:  - Yo guys, I'm live.
[00:00:32.480 -> 00:00:33.460]:  How we doing everybody?
[00:00:33.460 -> 00:00:34.800]:  How we doing?
[00:00:34.800 -> 00:00:37.140]:  Hold up, putting my link in my Discord.
[00:00:37.140 -> 00:00:43.440]:  There we go.
[00:00:43.440 -> 00:00:45.440]:  Hello, hello, hello.
[00:00:45.440 -> 00:00:47.840]:  Hold on guys, we're gonna pop out chat going.
[00:00:47.840 -> 00:00:51.240]:  (keyboard clacking)
[00:00:51.240 -> 00:00:52.080]:  Strong.
[00:00:52.080 -> 00:00:52.900]:  There we go.
[00:00:52.900 -> 00:00:53.740]:  What's up, big team?
[00:00:53.740 -> 00:00:55.640]:  What's up, legend of Jack Bag?
[00:00:55.640 -> 00:00:57.920]:  Legend of Jack Bag.
[00:00:57.920 -> 00:00:58.920]:  What's up guys?
[00:00:58.920 -> 00:01:00.760]:  Is that everybody?
[00:01:00.760 -> 00:01:02.040]:  Oh, I saw someone else in my chat too.
[00:01:02.040 -> 00:01:02.880]:  Maybe, huh.
[00:01:02.880 -> 00:01:06.940]:  ♪ 'Cause you really are ♪
[00:01:06.940 -> 00:01:09.400]:  Okay, honestly, four people in my chat.
[00:01:09.400 -> 00:01:11.500]:  All right, I guess that's three people.
[00:01:11.500 -> 00:01:14.340]:  ♪ In the sun ♪
[00:01:14.340 -> 00:01:15.880]:  All right.
[00:01:15.880 -> 00:01:18.620]:  We're on Runescape, we're on Runescape today, dude.
[00:01:18.620 -> 00:01:19.980]:  Oh, it's a fucking Rooney.
[00:01:19.980 -> 00:01:26.300]:  So, Rooks.
[00:01:26.300 -> 00:01:27.520]:  I don't know what to work on, man.
[00:01:27.520 -> 00:01:28.680]:  I'm not really sure.
[00:01:28.680 -> 00:01:30.920]:  Can you mage jellies or are they resistant to that?
[00:01:30.920 -> 00:01:31.980]:  I feel like I could get 'em.
[00:01:31.980 -> 00:01:33.000]:  Actually, I've already tried that.
[00:01:33.000 -> 00:01:34.460]:  It works decent.
[00:01:34.460 -> 00:01:35.560]:  It works decent, yeah.
[00:01:35.560 -> 00:01:41.160]:  Okay.
[00:01:41.160 -> 00:01:43.080]:  How you guys doing, Corp?
[00:01:43.080 -> 00:01:44.120]:  I remember those days, dude.
[00:01:44.120 -> 00:01:45.640]:  Look at this Corp bot farm, dude.
[00:01:45.640 -> 00:01:47.800]:  They're all wearing Glories.
[00:01:47.800 -> 00:01:48.840]:  What the fuck?
[00:01:48.840 -> 00:01:50.040]:  It's bought it that much.
[00:01:50.040 -> 00:01:51.240]:  They all have Koifs on.
[00:01:51.240 -> 00:01:53.400]:  This is definitely a bot farm.
[00:01:53.400 -> 00:01:56.640]:  Don't tell me this ain't no fucking bots, man.
[00:01:56.640 -> 00:01:58.120]:  Those are bots, dude.
[00:01:58.120 -> 00:01:59.960]:  Corping, camping Corp.
[00:01:59.960 -> 00:02:05.840]:  That's why I refuse to play anything but Iron Man nowadays
[00:02:05.840 -> 00:02:07.480]:  'cause the fucking shit's trash.
[00:02:07.480 -> 00:02:10.720]:  You got a bunch of money?
[00:02:10.720 -> 00:02:13.160]:  Yeah, well, you could've bought it all of it.
[00:02:13.160 -> 00:02:15.560]:  No, my computer's doing that bullshit again.
[00:02:15.560 -> 00:02:20.520]:  Hold on, guys.
[00:02:20.520 -> 00:02:21.440]:  I'm fixing my screen.
[00:02:21.440 -> 00:02:23.280]:  Fixing my screen.
[00:02:23.280 -> 00:02:24.120]:  There we go.
[00:02:24.120 -> 00:02:30.040]:  The way they are dressed,
[00:02:30.040 -> 00:02:31.400]:  they're all wearing the same shit
[00:02:31.400 -> 00:02:34.000]:  that you wouldn't even normally wear.
[00:02:34.000 -> 00:02:37.160]:  And, oh, dude, no wear.
[00:02:37.160 -> 00:02:39.440]:  My monitor's fucking up so much lately.
[00:02:39.440 -> 00:02:40.520]:  What's up with that?
[00:02:41.560 -> 00:02:44.400]:  What do you think that is causing that?
[00:02:44.400 -> 00:02:45.440]:  I have no clue.
[00:02:45.440 -> 00:02:50.480]:  ♪ A-list, you really are ♪
[00:02:50.480 -> 00:02:55.000]:  All right, what should we do, guys?
[00:02:55.000 -> 00:02:56.360]:  Man, Chats is slow as fuck.
[00:02:56.360 -> 00:03:04.800]:  You guys are in bed.
[00:03:11.040 -> 00:03:12.960]:  It's all right.
[00:03:12.960 -> 00:03:14.640]:  All right, guys.
[00:03:14.640 -> 00:03:15.480]:  What should I do?
[00:03:15.480 -> 00:03:19.040]:  Hey, you see my, our GPU update.
[00:03:19.040 -> 00:03:21.200]:  Oh, maybe I need to update my drivers.
[00:03:21.200 -> 00:03:24.600]:  Yeah, there it is.
[00:03:24.600 -> 00:03:26.720]:  Yeah, I never thought of that.
[00:03:26.720 -> 00:03:27.720]:  It's a good point.
[00:03:27.720 -> 00:03:37.240]:  All right, where are we going?
[00:03:37.240 -> 00:03:38.480]:  I got a hardy clue scroll.
[00:03:38.480 -> 00:03:43.480]:  I don't want to play Ole Miss.
[00:03:43.480 -> 00:03:46.400]:  I'm stuck, I'm like, let me get some coffee.
[00:03:46.400 -> 00:03:48.680]:  I was motivated to play, now I don't know what to do.
[00:03:48.680 -> 00:03:50.600]:  How about we get something to do, Eleven?
[00:03:50.600 -> 00:03:51.680]:  Don't you play a roomscape?
[00:03:51.680 -> 00:03:52.800]:  I think so.
[00:03:52.800 -> 00:03:54.640]:  Let me get a coffee real quick, guys.
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[00:06:22.280 -> 00:06:24.880]:  - Oh my god, is this fucking leaking?
[00:06:24.880 -> 00:06:27.040]:  It's right outta spill it.
[00:06:27.040 -> 00:06:30.380]:  I had to spill it.
[00:06:30.380 -> 00:06:33.320]:  Oh my god.
[00:06:33.320 -> 00:06:37.020]:  Okay, maybe not.
[00:06:37.020 -> 00:06:43.720]:  (sighs)
[00:06:43.720 -> 00:06:50.160]:  All right, guys, how's everybody doing?
[00:06:50.160 -> 00:06:53.040]:  I like my coffee with a creamer.
[00:06:53.040 -> 00:06:56.540]:  Good amount of creamer, decent amount of creamer.
[00:06:56.540 -> 00:07:01.960]:  I used to follow something like that, yeah.
[00:07:01.960 -> 00:07:02.800]:  One of those guys.
[00:07:02.800 -> 00:07:08.480]:  Oh yeah, it is, French vanilla, absolutely.
[00:07:08.480 -> 00:07:10.120]:  It's actually blueberry coffee.
[00:07:10.120 -> 00:07:13.960]:  Blueberry coffee with French vanilla creamer is delicious.
[00:07:13.960 -> 00:07:16.040]:  You gotta try that, it's really good.
[00:07:19.020 -> 00:07:20.900]:  Very good combo, I'm telling you.
[00:07:20.900 -> 00:07:24.640]:  Quit already your shit.
[00:07:24.640 -> 00:07:26.000]:  Oh, don't watch that.
[00:07:26.000 -> 00:07:27.600]:  You don't gotta be here, boss.
[00:07:27.600 -> 00:07:29.600]:  I could care less what you think about me.
[00:07:29.600 -> 00:07:33.800]:  Yeah, it's a cured cup, yep.
[00:07:33.800 -> 00:07:36.400]:  Blueberry coffee, it's just blueberry flavored coffee.
[00:07:36.400 -> 00:07:38.360]:  That's all it is.
[00:07:38.360 -> 00:07:42.080]:  What up, Wavin'?
[00:07:42.080 -> 00:07:43.560]:  How you doing, G?
[00:07:43.560 -> 00:07:44.560]:  What's up, brother?
[00:07:48.440 -> 00:07:49.280]:  What's good, my bro?
[00:07:49.280 -> 00:07:50.100]:  What's up, Train?
[00:07:50.100 -> 00:07:50.940]:  How you doing, bro?
[00:07:50.940 -> 00:07:51.780]:  What's up, Carl?
[00:07:51.780 -> 00:07:56.120]:  You guys play Rimskate?
[00:07:56.120 -> 00:07:59.920]:  I'm about to, you gotta try it.
[00:07:59.920 -> 00:08:01.840]:  It's really good, it's really good.
[00:08:01.840 -> 00:08:04.480]:  What we doing, boss?
[00:08:04.480 -> 00:08:05.640]:  We're about to do some...
[00:08:05.640 -> 00:08:12.560]:  You know, I got no prayer potions for barrows.
[00:08:12.560 -> 00:08:14.000]:  I gotta go kill some chaos druids.
[00:08:14.000 -> 00:08:15.960]:  That's like my best method right now.
[00:08:17.080 -> 00:08:19.120]:  I think, here's my stats if that helps you guys decide,
[00:08:19.120 -> 00:08:21.520]:  help me think of what to do for now.
[00:08:21.520 -> 00:08:28.080]:  Yeah, thank you, Carl.
[00:08:28.080 -> 00:08:29.580]:  Thank you, brother.
[00:08:29.580 -> 00:08:30.840]:  Any Subarunis out there?
[00:08:30.840 -> 00:08:32.600]:  Subarunis.
[00:08:32.600 -> 00:08:36.540]:  Hey, you got it for me.
[00:08:36.540 -> 00:08:40.420]:  You're a legend, wow.
[00:08:40.420 -> 00:08:43.700]:  You got all of them, holy shit.
[00:08:43.700 -> 00:08:45.980]:  Awesome, you're a beast.
[00:08:46.100 -> 00:08:48.100]:  (keyboard clacking)
[00:08:48.100 -> 00:08:49.420]:  Thank you very much, bro.
[00:08:49.420 -> 00:08:50.460]:  Is that everything?
[00:08:50.460 -> 00:08:54.700]:  Even got the 15th.
[00:08:54.700 -> 00:08:58.160]:  (coughing)
[00:08:58.160 -> 00:09:00.420]:  (coughing)
[00:09:00.420 -> 00:09:18.680]:  You said stream elements or nightbot?
[00:09:18.680 -> 00:09:24.200]:  It gets too crowded in the chat, I think.
[00:09:24.200 -> 00:09:26.000]:  Yeah.
[00:09:27.480 -> 00:09:28.320]:  I don't really want to DM.
[00:09:28.320 -> 00:09:29.160]:  I mean, I can't.
[00:09:29.160 -> 00:09:30.280]:  I don't really want to, though.
[00:09:30.280 -> 00:09:31.480]:  It wouldn't be exciting for me.
[00:09:31.480 -> 00:09:33.280]:  I would be getting nothing out of it.
[00:09:33.280 -> 00:09:35.840]:  How hard do you think it would be
[00:09:35.840 -> 00:09:37.680]:  for me to start playing RuneScape?
[00:09:37.680 -> 00:09:39.520]:  Never played it today in my life.
[00:09:39.520 -> 00:09:40.360]:  It'd probably be pretty tough
[00:09:40.360 -> 00:09:41.520]:  'cause you probably would lose interest,
[00:09:41.520 -> 00:09:43.920]:  but if you got into it, you can get into it, bro.
[00:09:43.920 -> 00:09:49.120]:  It's actually, I would recommend playing Iron Man
[00:09:49.120 -> 00:09:52.640]:  as the whole value of GP and the way people get crazy
[00:09:52.640 -> 00:09:55.640]:  about the gold in this game is just so shitty.
[00:09:55.640 -> 00:09:57.320]:  It's so much better to play this game as an Iron Man
[00:09:57.320 -> 00:09:59.160]:  in my humble, in my opinion.
[00:09:59.160 -> 00:10:01.880]:  That's my opinion.
[00:10:01.880 -> 00:10:03.720]:  I think that Iron Man is the way
[00:10:03.720 -> 00:10:06.440]:  the game should be played nowadays, so.
[00:10:06.440 -> 00:10:07.280]:  But, teach their own.
[00:10:07.280 -> 00:10:08.480]:  I'm not saying I'm better than anybody,
[00:10:08.480 -> 00:10:09.680]:  or we're better, I'm just saying.
[00:10:09.680 -> 00:10:12.200]:  It's just a better, it's a better game mode, dude.
[00:10:12.200 -> 00:10:18.040]:  The difference between the two?
[00:10:18.040 -> 00:10:19.880]:  Love you one, two, yeah.
[00:10:19.880 -> 00:10:20.960]:  Ask any questions you can.
[00:10:20.960 -> 00:10:22.240]:  If you join my Discord, you can,
[00:10:22.240 -> 00:10:23.320]:  there's a lot of people in the other playrooms,
[00:10:23.320 -> 00:10:28.200]:  kitty, you can ask for some advice.
[00:10:28.200 -> 00:10:32.040]:  Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too, Kaz, yeah.
[00:10:32.040 -> 00:10:34.280]:  Most people that play this game played as a kid.
[00:10:34.280 -> 00:10:36.320]:  It's a good game, though, it's a damn good game.
[00:10:36.320 -> 00:10:38.320]:  It's a lot of nostalgia with it, yeah.
[00:10:38.320 -> 00:10:44.900]:  Okay, almost 70 strengths, 69 strengths.
[00:10:44.900 -> 00:10:48.800]:  I'm thinking some Slayer or Barrows.
[00:10:48.800 -> 00:10:50.920]:  I'm kinda leaning more towards Slayer to try,
[00:10:50.920 -> 00:10:52.080]:  or we could do a quest.
[00:10:54.200 -> 00:10:55.040]:  The difference between the two,
[00:10:55.040 -> 00:10:56.880]:  or if anyone's wondering, is the Iron Man game mode,
[00:10:56.880 -> 00:10:58.440]:  you cannot trade.
[00:10:58.440 -> 00:11:00.400]:  Oh my god, my monitor keeps going out, bro.
[00:11:00.400 -> 00:11:02.200]:  It's so annoying, dude.
[00:11:02.200 -> 00:11:03.040]:  Why does it do that?
[00:11:03.040 -> 00:11:04.200]:  I don't even know why.
[00:11:04.200 -> 00:11:12.600]:  I gotta update my graphics card drivers, or something.
[00:11:12.600 -> 00:11:14.800]:  I don't know if I can do that while I'm live, can I?
[00:11:14.800 -> 00:11:21.160]:  I wanna look at something real quick.
[00:11:21.160 -> 00:11:26.160]:  Oh, I was looking at something else, oh my god.
[00:11:26.160 -> 00:11:43.460]:  I thought I was saying something else, bro.
[00:11:43.460 -> 00:11:44.640]:  What the fuck?
[00:11:44.640 -> 00:11:47.980]:  Bro, what the fuck is this?
[00:11:47.980 -> 00:11:52.980]:  Bro, no.
[00:11:52.980 -> 00:11:58.180]:  No, sir.
[00:11:58.180 -> 00:12:00.100]:  Bro, I'm about to free you guys from the ads.
[00:12:00.100 -> 00:12:02.660]:  I'm not getting paid shit for them.
[00:12:02.660 -> 00:12:04.120]:  No way I'm doing that shit.
[00:12:04.120 -> 00:12:05.500]:  I thought I made a lot from ads.
[00:12:05.500 -> 00:12:07.100]:  I'm not making anything from 'em.
[00:12:07.100 -> 00:12:11.280]:  What the fuck?
[00:12:11.280 -> 00:12:15.380]:  Nah, dude.
[00:12:17.340 -> 00:12:19.360]:  $25 in one day.
[00:12:19.360 -> 00:12:23.080]:  And I'm like making y'all suffer.
[00:12:23.080 -> 00:12:27.180]:  I'm making y'all suffer, bro.
[00:12:27.180 -> 00:12:29.920]:  I'm making y'all suffer.
[00:12:29.920 -> 00:12:34.520]:  I cranked it all the way up thinking I was gonna make bank.
[00:12:34.520 -> 00:12:36.440]:  I'm not doing that no more, I'm sorry, guys.
[00:12:36.440 -> 00:12:38.640]:  I'm gonna turn 'em off right now.
[00:12:38.640 -> 00:12:39.680]:  Ads, here we go.
[00:12:39.680 -> 00:12:41.880]:  Look, let me show you guys something.
[00:12:41.880 -> 00:12:43.400]:  I'm a fucking dickhead.
[00:12:43.400 -> 00:12:45.120]:  I'm a fucking dickhead.
[00:12:45.120 -> 00:12:48.300]:  There's no other way to put it other than I'm a dickhead.
[00:12:48.300 -> 00:12:50.600]:  And I was gonna fucking make you guys sub up.
[00:12:50.600 -> 00:12:53.700]:  Look at this.
[00:12:53.700 -> 00:12:58.480]:  Oh, really?
[00:12:58.480 -> 00:12:59.320]:  Oh, wow.
[00:12:59.320 -> 00:13:02.900]:  Yeah, they did labia.
[00:13:02.900 -> 00:13:03.900]:  I'm not going back.
[00:13:03.900 -> 00:13:08.620]:  Dude, I'm getting hundreds of viewers, bro.
[00:13:08.620 -> 00:13:09.460]:  Maybe not right now.
[00:13:09.460 -> 00:13:12.060]:  I'm playing Rinscape, and it's like 4.30 in the morning,
[00:13:12.060 -> 00:13:12.900]:  but...
[00:13:12.900 -> 00:13:17.900]:  I have 7.1 minutes per hour in ads.
[00:13:17.900 -> 00:13:21.740]:  That's a lot.
[00:13:21.740 -> 00:13:22.620]:  Cranking it down.
[00:13:22.620 -> 00:13:27.340]:  We'll do 1.5 minutes, there you go.
[00:13:27.340 -> 00:13:28.420]:  Love you guys.
[00:13:28.420 -> 00:13:29.320]:  That's not bad at all.
[00:13:29.320 -> 00:13:30.380]:  One minute and a half.
[00:13:30.380 -> 00:13:33.000]:  Not bad at all.
[00:13:33.000 -> 00:13:33.840]:  Oh, here we go.
[00:13:33.840 -> 00:13:40.720]:  Oh, I already got it.
[00:13:40.720 -> 00:13:43.780]:  One of three minutes of ads per hour or more
[00:13:43.780 -> 00:13:46.300]:  to earn 55% ad revenue share.
[00:13:46.300 -> 00:13:52.980]:  Oh, I'm opted into it.
[00:13:52.980 -> 00:13:55.500]:  Looks like I already got it, right?
[00:13:55.500 -> 00:13:57.620]:  I'm not getting shit at $25 in a day.
[00:13:57.620 -> 00:14:00.620]:  Dude, I make so much more than that.
[00:14:00.620 -> 00:14:01.560]:  I'm not worried about that.
[00:14:01.560 -> 00:14:05.380]:  I don't wanna make my viewers suffer for $25 a day, dude.
[00:14:05.380 -> 00:14:06.220]:  I'm good on that.
[00:14:06.220 -> 00:14:08.380]:  (gagging)
[00:14:08.380 -> 00:14:18.280]:  Yeah, I already have it.
[00:14:18.280 -> 00:14:19.760]:  Yeah, I'm not worth.
[00:14:19.760 -> 00:14:20.820]:  That's some bullshit.
[00:14:20.820 -> 00:14:25.520]:  Sir Pleasure, how you doing, boss?
[00:14:25.520 -> 00:14:27.000]:  A seven stream streak?
[00:14:27.000 -> 00:14:28.340]:  Wow, nice.
[00:14:28.340 -> 00:14:31.140]:  Are you really, is that accurate?
[00:14:31.140 -> 00:14:33.280]:  Three minutes would get you into the...
[00:14:34.200 -> 00:14:35.120]:  Yeah, you're right about that.
[00:14:35.120 -> 00:14:36.980]:  You're probably right about that, yeah.
[00:14:36.980 -> 00:14:37.820]:  I have it on 1.3.
[00:14:37.820 -> 00:14:39.020]:  Let's do three minutes exactly.
[00:14:39.020 -> 00:14:47.500]:  Upcoming ad break notification, yeah.
[00:14:47.500 -> 00:14:48.340]:  Let's do that.
[00:14:48.340 -> 00:14:49.500]:  It tells you beforehand.
[00:14:49.500 -> 00:14:58.940]:  Dude, looks good.
[00:14:58.940 -> 00:15:00.440]:  Three minutes ain't bad.
[00:15:00.440 -> 00:15:01.280]:  That's not bad.
[00:15:01.280 -> 00:15:03.480]:  Okay, back to Runescape.
[00:15:03.480 -> 00:15:04.320]:  Let's go.
[00:15:04.320 -> 00:15:11.480]:  I already placed a counter strike.
[00:15:11.480 -> 00:15:12.980]:  I might play a counter strike.
[00:15:12.980 -> 00:15:15.820]:  What do you guys think?
[00:15:15.820 -> 00:15:19.780]:  I don't know, for Friday, for Friday it was $25.
[00:15:19.780 -> 00:15:23.280]:  Wait, it tastes Sunday.
[00:15:23.280 -> 00:15:24.440]:  What would it say?
[00:15:24.440 -> 00:15:25.280]:  Monday?
[00:15:25.280 -> 00:15:27.900]:  Maybe.
[00:15:27.900 -> 00:15:31.120]:  Monday? Maybe.
[00:15:31.120 -> 00:15:36.080]:  I'd prefer if I knew who it was, but we can see.
[00:15:36.080 -> 00:15:37.580]:  We can maybe see.
[00:15:37.580 -> 00:15:40.140]:  I'm gonna fuckin', nevermind.
[00:15:40.140 -> 00:15:45.900]:  It says Monday.
[00:15:45.900 -> 00:15:51.740]:  Oh, it didn't show I had any for Saturday or Sunday,
[00:15:51.740 -> 00:15:53.260]:  ad revenue.
[00:15:53.260 -> 00:15:55.060]:  That's strange.
[00:15:55.060 -> 00:15:57.320]:  Maybe this needs an update or something?
[00:15:57.320 -> 00:16:01.200]:  You'd think Twitch would not be updated like that, but.
[00:16:01.200 -> 00:16:02.520]:  I'm gonna go clean this.
[00:16:02.520 -> 00:16:03.720]:  It needs to be cleaned.
[00:16:03.720 -> 00:16:24.680]:  Did they really, did they really?
[00:16:24.680 -> 00:16:25.840]:  Are you kidding me?
[00:16:25.840 -> 00:16:27.040]:  You're kidding, right?
[00:16:27.640 -> 00:16:28.880]:  Don't tell me that's true.
[00:16:28.880 -> 00:16:31.720]:  You're making that up.
[00:16:31.720 -> 00:16:35.040]:  You're not kidding you.
[00:16:35.040 -> 00:16:38.080]:  Wait, I worded that weird.
[00:16:38.080 -> 00:16:39.760]:  Did they really take that?
[00:16:39.760 -> 00:16:40.840]:  It's not true.
[00:16:40.840 -> 00:16:43.960]:  Oh, I say you gotta be kidding me.
[00:16:43.960 -> 00:16:44.800]:  Come on, Twitch.
[00:16:44.800 -> 00:16:45.620]:  You already do.
[00:16:45.620 -> 00:16:46.460]:  Man, nevermind.
[00:16:46.460 -> 00:16:48.700]:  (coughing)
[00:16:48.700 -> 00:17:04.980]:  ♪ On the boulevard of broken dreams ♪
[00:17:04.980 -> 00:17:06.580]:  Sorry, there's no music playing.
[00:17:06.580 -> 00:17:12.660]:  Okay.
[00:17:12.660 -> 00:17:14.340]:  Slayer or Barrows, guys?
[00:17:14.340 -> 00:17:16.300]:  Slayer or Barrows?
[00:17:16.300 -> 00:17:17.200]:  Fucking half.
[00:17:17.200 -> 00:17:18.040]:  You should know.
[00:17:18.040 -> 00:17:19.240]:  No one knows this?
[00:17:19.240 -> 00:17:20.560]:  Everyone's known about this.
[00:17:20.560 -> 00:17:21.840]:  Everyone knows this.
[00:17:21.840 -> 00:17:24.260]:  No one not knows this.
[00:17:24.260 -> 00:17:30.440]:  Get off my dick, weirdo.
[00:17:30.440 -> 00:17:31.700]:  Get off my cock, bro.
[00:17:31.700 -> 00:17:32.900]:  No one wants you here.
[00:17:32.900 -> 00:17:36.240]:  Leave me alone in game, dude.
[00:17:36.240 -> 00:17:37.600]:  You hopped in here so fast.
[00:17:37.600 -> 00:17:40.400]:  You got here so fast, that's pathetic.
[00:17:40.400 -> 00:17:41.500]:  Let's just try to talk shit.
[00:17:41.500 -> 00:17:43.500]:  Good thing my public chat's off, bitch.
[00:17:43.500 -> 00:17:48.500]:  ♪ The park is on the main road ♪
[00:17:48.500 -> 00:17:54.180]:  ♪ That I have ever known ♪
[00:17:54.180 -> 00:17:56.720]:  Why is this not, what the fuck is this?
[00:17:56.720 -> 00:17:58.900]:  (coughing)
[00:17:58.900 -> 00:17:59.740]:  Why is it not?
[00:17:59.740 -> 00:18:09.020]:  I walked this empty street of broken dreams.
[00:18:09.020 -> 00:18:14.020]:  I know, myth pay, I don't know, never heard of that.
[00:18:14.020 -> 00:18:25.940]:  Never heard of that exchange or whatever that is,
[00:18:25.940 -> 00:18:27.660]:  but you could try.
[00:18:27.660 -> 00:18:29.060]:  What address would you need?
[00:18:29.060 -> 00:18:31.020]:  We could try it, that'd be great.
[00:18:31.020 -> 00:18:32.340]:  If not, it's totally fine, man.
[00:18:32.340 -> 00:18:33.860]:  I'll play some RuneScape.
[00:18:33.860 -> 00:18:34.860]:  I'm down for either.
[00:18:35.980 -> 00:18:39.480]:  ♪ Only thing that's bein' ♪
[00:18:39.480 -> 00:18:44.220]:  What do you guys reckon?
[00:18:44.220 -> 00:18:46.900]:  Do you guys reckon that the Dorgeschine crossbow
[00:18:46.900 -> 00:18:49.660]:  or a U-Shortbow is better, with learn arrows?
[00:19:04.380 -> 00:19:07.820]:  ♪ Then find me somewhere in my mind ♪
[00:19:07.820 -> 00:19:12.060]:  I'm doin' good, Zeemadev, Zeemadev, how are you?
[00:19:12.060 -> 00:19:14.640]:  Hope you're doin' good today, hope you're doin' good.
[00:19:14.640 -> 00:19:15.780]:  I'm just playin' some RuneScape
[00:19:15.780 -> 00:19:18.820]:  and I'm tryin' to decide what's better.
[00:19:18.820 -> 00:19:23.620]:  Is it the Dorgeschine crossbow with the bone bolts
[00:19:23.620 -> 00:19:26.500]:  or is it the U-Shortbow with the runeros?
[00:19:26.500 -> 00:19:27.700]:  Where are my fuckin' barrel gloves?
[00:19:27.700 -> 00:19:29.060]:  Do you guys see them?
[00:19:29.060 -> 00:19:30.380]:  I don't wanna search for 'em.
[00:19:30.380 -> 00:19:33.140]:  Dude, my monitor just went out again, holy fuck!
[00:19:33.140 -> 00:19:35.140]:  So annoying, bro.
[00:19:35.140 -> 00:19:37.040]:  It really is very, very frustrating.
[00:19:37.040 -> 00:19:39.700]:  I think this is effectin' it, too.
[00:19:39.700 -> 00:19:42.900]:  My shadow.
[00:19:42.900 -> 00:20:00.740]:  (fire crackling)
[00:20:00.740 -> 00:20:05.740]:  Okay, guys, I'm back, yep.
[00:20:05.740 -> 00:20:17.120]:  Are you, okay?
[00:20:17.120 -> 00:20:22.940]:  Yeah, this guy's, uh, yeah, this guy's in trouble.
[00:20:22.940 -> 00:20:25.680]:  Are you really, man?
[00:20:25.680 -> 00:20:30.340]:  Oh, yeah, this guy's definitely a fuckin' weirdo.
[00:20:30.340 -> 00:20:33.040]:  Look at his shadow, look, he's stupid weird.
[00:20:33.040 -> 00:20:38.040]:  Okay, all right, so what's better, guys?
[00:20:38.040 -> 00:20:40.140]:  Oh, the U, the U's better?
[00:20:40.140 -> 00:20:43.120]:  I'm thinkin' the U, too, the U as well.
[00:20:43.120 -> 00:20:44.360]:  U2, that's like a band.
[00:20:44.360 -> 00:20:47.860]:  It's got plenty of marinara, look at that.
[00:20:47.860 -> 00:20:49.120]:  That's LMS right there.
[00:20:49.120 -> 00:20:54.700]:  Bro, oh, I had 'em equipped, I was like,
[00:20:54.700 -> 00:20:56.860]:  bro, where's my fuckin' barrel gloves, bro?
[00:20:56.860 -> 00:20:58.880]:  B-side B.
[00:20:59.880 -> 00:21:01.880]:  Is that an archesam?
[00:21:01.880 -> 00:21:04.140]:  I don't think I've done so many trials yet now.
[00:21:04.140 -> 00:21:07.120]:  I like Nubia's fuck.
[00:21:07.120 -> 00:21:14.080]:  (singing)
[00:21:14.080 -> 00:21:19.220]:  I think this one's better than the blue one, right?
[00:21:19.220 -> 00:21:21.360]:  Not the vore-cathlon, but the first one.
[00:21:21.360 -> 00:21:26.180]:  Is that what it is?
[00:21:28.380 -> 00:21:30.180]:  No, it's in there, it's one of those little
[00:21:30.180 -> 00:21:31.600]:  skinny power chords.
[00:21:31.600 -> 00:21:34.300]:  It's in there, trust me.
[00:21:34.300 -> 00:21:35.340]:  Hello, Jack of Balls, man.
[00:21:35.340 -> 00:21:38.060]:  Hello, 357 Jacks, how are you doing?
[00:21:38.060 -> 00:21:39.660]:  I've never played this game before, how does it work?
[00:21:39.660 -> 00:21:44.660]:  It's like a very grindy game, it's a MMORPG,
[00:21:44.660 -> 00:21:48.420]:  so it's kind of like World of Warcraft,
[00:21:48.420 -> 00:21:49.580]:  but not really, kind of thing.
[00:21:49.580 -> 00:21:51.960]:  It's hard to explain, you'd have to really play it yourself.
[00:21:51.960 -> 00:21:53.060]:  Steak's calling it in, I've never
[00:21:53.060 -> 00:21:54.880]:  gone back to Steak in my life.
[00:21:54.880 -> 00:21:56.920]:  First of all, Steak's banned on Twitch.
[00:21:56.920 -> 00:21:59.320]:  It just did it again, my monitor keeps fucking doing it.
[00:21:59.320 -> 00:22:00.980]:  It's driving me crazy, dude.
[00:22:00.980 -> 00:22:05.240]:  It's fucking so stupid, man, it really is.
[00:22:05.240 -> 00:22:07.060]:  I think I know how to fix it right now.
[00:22:07.060 -> 00:22:10.520]:  It's 'cause all my chords are all overlapping each other.
[00:22:10.520 -> 00:22:12.260]:  They're all overlapping, it needs to be,
[00:22:12.260 -> 00:22:15.100]:  it's a straight path, straight to the monitor, right guys?
[00:22:15.100 -> 00:22:17.100]:  I think so.
[00:22:17.100 -> 00:22:20.920]:  Oh, shitballs.
[00:22:20.920 -> 00:22:23.420]:  Come on, get back there.
[00:22:26.840 -> 00:22:30.460]:  Oh my God, I need to clean my desk off, dude, badly.
[00:22:30.460 -> 00:22:33.740]:  Okay, there we go, guys.
[00:22:33.740 -> 00:22:35.100]:  We should be back in business,
[00:22:35.100 -> 00:22:39.740]:  and maybe, just maybe, I fixed it, I don't know, maybe.
[00:22:39.740 -> 00:22:40.580]:  It's worth a shot.
[00:22:40.580 -> 00:22:42.940]:  Let's get all these chords out from underneath.
[00:22:42.940 -> 00:22:45.540]:  All right, let's see if that fixed it.
[00:22:45.540 -> 00:22:47.540]:  That might have fixed it, I'm not sure yet.
[00:22:47.540 -> 00:22:55.300]:  Did you get banned from Steak?
[00:22:55.300 -> 00:22:57.140]:  I'm not banned from Steak.
[00:22:57.140 -> 00:22:57.980]:  Why don't you do you, Jenny and Broke,
[00:22:57.980 -> 00:22:59.580]:  come on, I'll mention.
[00:22:59.580 -> 00:23:00.980]:  Donate me something, then.
[00:23:00.980 -> 00:23:06.260]:  I got banned from Kick, not from Steak.
[00:23:06.260 -> 00:23:08.420]:  I didn't get banned from Kick, either, I got suspended.
[00:23:08.420 -> 00:23:10.620]:  But I'm never going back, they did me dirty.
[00:23:10.620 -> 00:23:17.660]:  Not going back to Kick, I'm not going back to Steak, either.
[00:23:17.660 -> 00:23:20.380]:  They're both owned by the same people, so.
[00:23:20.380 -> 00:23:22.960]:  I'm with BC Game now, and I'm on Twitch,
[00:23:22.960 -> 00:23:24.460]:  and I'm loving it, I'm getting paid way more.
[00:23:24.460 -> 00:23:26.420]:  It's a way better deal, and I'm way more comfortable
[00:23:26.420 -> 00:23:29.540]:  doing it, I'm making way more money.
[00:23:29.540 -> 00:23:31.960]:  Even with the loss of sub-split.
[00:23:31.960 -> 00:23:36.860]:  I did, I lost it, I was in debt, I owed people,
[00:23:36.860 -> 00:23:39.180]:  I bought shit, I buy stuff all the time.
[00:23:39.180 -> 00:23:41.660]:  I like to spend money.
[00:23:41.660 -> 00:23:42.820]:  What's your new deal?
[00:23:42.820 -> 00:23:45.260]:  I get a, so I'll explain it real fast,
[00:23:45.260 -> 00:23:48.220]:  'cause I've explained it so many times.
[00:23:48.220 -> 00:23:52.520]:  But that's okay, I get a fixed rate of $4,000 a week,
[00:23:52.520 -> 00:23:54.620]:  sorry, not a month, a week, that I get at the end
[00:23:54.620 -> 00:23:57.260]:  of each week, I then, it's okay.
[00:23:57.260 -> 00:23:59.720]:  I then get a $1,000 reload a day.
[00:23:59.720 -> 00:24:04.060]:  I can take that $1,000, listen, let's listen very closely
[00:24:04.060 -> 00:24:05.700]:  before anybody asks a bunch of questions again,
[00:24:05.700 -> 00:24:07.540]:  'cause I don't feel like explaining it over and over.
[00:24:07.540 -> 00:24:09.220]:  I get a $1,000 reload a day, right?
[00:24:09.220 -> 00:24:10.940]:  So I wake up tomorrow morning, I wake up here,
[00:24:10.940 -> 00:24:13.400]:  I might get it in an hour, I might get it in 30 minutes.
[00:24:13.400 -> 00:24:17.780]:  Whatever, I will then be able to take that $1,000
[00:24:17.780 -> 00:24:20.580]:  and we'll have to stream an hour for every $1,000 I get,
[00:24:20.580 -> 00:24:27.780]:  right? I said I get a thousand dollar reload when I start my day. I have to stream for an hour with
[00:24:27.780 -> 00:24:33.140]:  that thousand. After that hour I can withdraw whatever I want. It doesn't matter if it's 25,000
[00:24:33.140 -> 00:24:37.460]:  dollars that I got up to or if it's 500 bucks or if it's the thousand that I have left and I want
[00:24:37.460 -> 00:24:42.260]:  to withdraw that. But once I withdraw I don't get any more reloads for the day. Now say I lose that
[00:24:42.260 -> 00:24:48.260]:  first one thousand which I do often. No no no no no no that's nothing. That's nothing. That's nothing.
[00:24:48.260 -> 00:24:53.380]:  Listen you guys don't even know the start of it. That's the beginning of it. If I lose that first
[00:24:53.380 -> 00:24:59.220]:  thousand dollar reload I get another one. If I lose that second one I get a third one. If I lose
[00:24:59.220 -> 00:25:06.020]:  the third one I get a fucking fourth one up to four thousand dollars a day. So and I can do I
[00:25:06.020 -> 00:25:11.140]:  I get four one thousand dollar reloads a day to get a fat withdrawal with. Once I get one fat
[00:25:11.140 -> 00:25:15.860]:  withdrawal I'm not going to get any more reloads for the day and a flat four thousand a week.
[00:25:17.220 -> 00:25:22.660]:  So it's pretty fucking fire man and making I have a I have four thousand dollars a day to make a
[00:25:22.660 -> 00:25:29.380]:  good withdrawal with. What? Let's suck it dude. Yeah we do yeah but I mean they probably don't
[00:25:29.380 -> 00:25:33.460]:  want me talking about it extremely all the time either but because a lot of streamers don't make
[00:25:33.460 -> 00:25:40.660]:  that much that are sponsored by BC game I'm sure right. So I ripped today's 4k. Yeah I did. I didn't
[00:25:40.660 -> 00:25:46.980]:  even get a withdrawal today. But yesterday I withdrew what was it two days ago I withdrew 7k
[00:25:46.980 -> 00:25:53.620]:  or 6k 7k I think actually. So that was a nice run up. Yeah I know but
[00:25:53.620 -> 00:26:00.180]:  sometimes people want to hear it too to believe it. I'm sure you guys believe me right. You can
[00:26:00.180 -> 00:26:05.060]:  tell when I don't think I don't know if you guys believe in zodiac signs. I'm serious this sounds
[00:26:05.060 -> 00:26:11.220]:  really corny but I'm an Aries and you can always tell when an Aries is lying every fucking time.
[00:26:11.220 -> 00:26:16.740]:  You cannot tell me. That can act well but it's hard it's it's pretty easy to tell when I'm lying
[00:26:16.740 -> 00:26:23.540]:  about something. That's 6k I should have fixed the wall. Hey bluesy the only thing that's blue
[00:26:23.540 -> 00:26:29.220]:  around here is your balls because you never get no fucking pussy. Shut the fuck up. My walls
[00:26:29.220 -> 00:26:34.340]:  know you're concerned bro it's like fucking what are you fucking 14. Get banned bitch you're fucking
[00:26:34.340 -> 00:26:39.300]:  stupid. Of course we believe you are so transformed by me dude. Well I try to be. I try to be next
[00:26:39.300 -> 00:26:44.260]:  to you. I appreciate that you notice that dude thank you. I try to be. I try to be the same
[00:26:44.260 -> 00:26:48.820]:  person when no one's looking bro type shit. Anyone know who's looking I try to be. That's the way
[00:26:48.820 -> 00:26:52.420]:  everyone should be in my opinion. But I'm not saying I'm perfect or better than anybody either.
[00:26:52.980 -> 00:26:58.580]:  We're all the same really you know the day. But anyways. Do you have a sitting here now? This is
[00:26:58.580 -> 00:27:02.980]:  what I do every time I log into RuneScape bro I just sit here. Does anyone else do this on
[00:27:02.980 -> 00:27:25.460]:  RuneScape? Yeah I'm 29 on the 17th dude. Two more days boys. Wait say the 16th or 15th?
[00:27:25.460 -> 00:27:31.060]:  No way. They did you like that? That jigging sucks. They're the worst banning system at
[00:27:31.060 -> 00:27:38.740]:  any company I've ever seen. Well stop doing it first of all I think. Didn't it since I changed it?
[00:27:38.740 -> 00:27:43.940]:  I don't know what the fuck that means or where that is.
[00:27:43.940 -> 00:27:49.860]:  Really drought oh yeah. Yep 17th is my birthday yes sir.
[00:27:49.860 -> 00:27:56.260]:  It's the 15th or 16th? 15th? Two more days. You guys want to hear something even crazier?
[00:27:56.260 -> 00:28:02.660]:  I swear in my life. Cross me kill me if I'm, kill me if I'm lying. I was born on my dad's birthday.
[00:28:02.660 -> 00:28:07.460]:  Not only just that. That's right me and my dad share the same birthday.
[00:28:07.460 -> 00:28:13.620]:  Not only that they think my parents think that I was conceived on my mom's birthday.
[00:28:14.900 -> 00:28:28.260]:  What the fuck? That's fucking weird dude. Jax with the tier one thank you very much.
[00:28:28.260 -> 00:28:38.100]:  Yeah yeah yeah. That's fucking weird. That's fucking weird. I'm like a miracle baby.
[00:28:38.100 -> 00:28:44.020]:  That's fucking weird. Tell me that's not fucking weird bro. Oh our monitors did it again.
[00:28:44.980 -> 00:28:55.940]:  Bro it's like every time I touch. Oh oh. Oh didn't mind. I thought my chair was over
[00:28:55.940 -> 00:29:01.780]:  at the top of the cord. Every time I move my chair it kind of did that but it's not the case either.
[00:29:01.780 -> 00:29:08.340]:  Oh it's barely plugged in down here. Oh I'm such an idiot. It was barely plugged in down
[00:29:08.340 -> 00:29:13.620]:  at the bottom. That's what it was dude. My monitor's fine. No I got plenty of blood dude.
[00:29:13.620 -> 00:29:17.540]:  I'm not gonna show you guys but plenty.
[00:29:17.540 -> 00:29:26.820]:  I don't think you're really supposed to do that on twitch so I'm not really 100% sure but I'd
[00:29:26.820 -> 00:29:31.540]:  rather be safe than sorry. I can't afford to not stream dude. I can't not even like financially.
[00:29:31.540 -> 00:29:36.100]:  I don't mean financially. Mentally bro I need to stream. This is my fucking like my thing now.
[00:29:37.940 -> 00:29:44.100]:  I thought you found a nug. No I don't know. Oh is somebody calling? Hello? That's actually not even
[00:29:44.100 -> 00:29:48.260]:  very much. There's some nugs up in that bitch though. Don't bear me to it. I love you guys.
[00:29:48.260 -> 00:29:51.700]:  I'm not glorifying it at all. It's legal in my state. Completely legal.
[00:29:51.700 -> 00:29:58.580]:  Uh keep on watching even though you don't like me. You're fucking weird.
[00:29:58.580 -> 00:30:07.620]:  See you next time on your fifth sorry did I say 50th. 550th account that you've created to
[00:30:07.620 -> 00:30:10.500]:  talk shit to me. I hope you're having a great time.
[00:30:10.500 -> 00:30:18.100]:  Feels like I've been on Twitch all the time but I feel like you
[00:30:18.100 -> 00:30:25.540]:  okay well that's good. Are you sure? You sure right now? They show their weed and shit?
[00:30:25.540 -> 00:30:30.340]:  I'm a fucking loser. 550 counts. Dude I wouldn't be surprised.
[00:30:30.340 -> 00:30:34.340]:  They make a lot of accounts dude to do that on. They're all brand new followers, brand new accounts.
[00:30:35.780 -> 00:30:41.380]:  I love them as they're just content. Hey yeah probably bought every single skill nine hours.
[00:30:41.380 -> 00:30:49.300]:  How does that feel good? You didn't, finally you just bought it at all. You didn't even work toward
[00:30:49.300 -> 00:30:55.460]:  it. I know you tried trolling though. I've seen it but who knows better say this already?
[00:30:55.460 -> 00:31:01.860]:  Yeah. I smoke. I just don't like to talk about it. I'll smoke on here. I smoked. I've been smoking
[00:31:01.860 -> 00:31:08.740]:  on here in the last few days. Oh shit I just fucked up the fucking size of my client.
[00:31:08.740 -> 00:31:12.980]:  What the fuck dude?
[00:31:12.980 -> 00:31:25.220]:  Now it's all stretched. Is it good now? It looks good now. I think. Does the screen look good now?
[00:31:26.580 -> 00:31:32.180]:  Well if I just put my server or my extra my username. Server username I'll put.
[00:31:54.100 -> 00:31:58.900]:  It's perfect. All right perfect. Thank you. All right guys.
[00:31:58.900 -> 00:32:08.420]:  Dude what do you want? This guy's fucking weird dude. Why are you following me in game?
[00:32:08.420 -> 00:32:20.820]:  I see Trich found another. Oh yeah right. You got me wrong. That's nowhere near,
[00:32:20.820 -> 00:32:24.660]:  nowhere near the truth. Sorry buddy. I didn't hear about that guy. That's very fucking weird.
[00:32:24.660 -> 00:32:33.380]:  Hello I'm Rapito. Rapito. Rapito. How you doing Rapito? Rapito. Where the gambling streams at?
[00:32:33.380 -> 00:32:38.500]:  They're up your ass and around the corner my boy. They are up your ass and around the
[00:32:38.500 -> 00:32:44.020]:  motherfucking corner boy. Yeah buddy. Yeah gang gang this bitch. You know what I'm saying?
[00:32:44.820 -> 00:32:52.020]:  Ric Flair. Whoa Ric Flair this motherfucker. I'm just kidding man. Um maybe uh soon I'm not sure.
[00:32:52.020 -> 00:33:00.100]:  Gave it all day today. No I'm just kidding man. I gave it all day today. I can't sit here and
[00:33:00.100 -> 00:33:05.140]:  play video game for five minutes without somebody saying where's the gambling? Where's the gambling?
[00:33:05.140 -> 00:33:12.580]:  Man shut the fuck up. Sorry sorry sorry sorry. Austin be nice. He started it. He knows what he's
[00:33:12.580 -> 00:33:21.940]:  doing. Yeah but you need to call. He started it. I'm just kidding. How you doing Rapito?
[00:33:21.940 -> 00:33:30.260]:  You seem like such a chill dude with some with some spice. Thank you. I like it. I mean I'm
[00:33:30.260 -> 00:33:34.580]:  I don't know. I hear I go talk about zodiac signs again. I'm fucking people don't even believe in
[00:33:34.580 -> 00:33:40.260]:  that shit. I think so it's kind of accurate. I don't fucking know. I don't read it or anything.
[00:33:40.260 -> 00:33:45.060]:  I just the shit the shit I read years ago. I was like okay yeah I believe it. I'll be 29 in two
[00:33:45.060 -> 00:33:52.980]:  days. All right you did it. I could smell it through the screen. Zoo did. I don't smell nothing
[00:33:52.980 -> 00:34:00.500]:  but the fine kush aroma coming from my water pipe. Oh fucking hi.
[00:34:00.500 -> 00:34:09.220]:  I don't even I don't even smoke. What are you talking about bro? What do you mean? Me?
[00:34:10.180 -> 00:34:16.900]:  Dude where's my car? Dude where's my car bro? Dude where's my car dude?
[00:34:16.980 -> 00:34:18.580]:  Where's my car dude?
[00:34:18.580 -> 00:34:20.260]:  Oh
[00:34:46.900 -> 00:34:49.780]:  no hell no. We haven't spoken to a potpourri. Fuck no.
[00:34:49.780 -> 00:34:55.940]:  No sir. Now it's going down here. I can tell you that much.
[00:34:55.940 -> 00:35:04.580]:  Cheers boss man. Cheers bro.
[00:35:04.580 -> 00:35:11.220]:  Those fat pulls I can't hold in anymore. I used to be able to hold them in for a
[00:35:11.220 -> 00:35:17.540]:  while. I gotta exhale them after just a few seconds now. Actually it hurts.
[00:35:17.540 -> 00:35:22.820]:  I always just play game LMS. That's the only thing I like doing man.
[00:35:22.820 -> 00:35:25.780]:  I swear to god I don't like playing this game.
[00:35:25.780 -> 00:35:31.620]:  Everybody feels like such a chore but it's also a great game.
[00:35:31.620 -> 00:35:35.940]:  You just get used to it man. I mean you get burnt out on it. Excuse me.
[00:35:35.940 -> 00:35:41.140]:  Am I right though? After you play this game for years Trey OSRS you get burnt out.
[00:35:42.100 -> 00:35:44.740]:  You just do. This is how you do it.
[00:35:44.740 -> 00:35:55.620]:  All right let's fuck these little nerds up in the fucking LMS you know what I'm saying.
[00:35:55.620 -> 00:35:59.300]:  Boss man jack style coming to town to take out the opponent.
[00:35:59.300 -> 00:36:03.940]:  I'm gonna take out the opponent every time. Gotta get him. There's a little bot right here.
[00:36:03.940 -> 00:36:14.580]:  That's a bot.
[00:36:14.580 -> 00:36:22.660]:  Man my clicks are way off. I keep misclicking bro.
[00:36:22.660 -> 00:36:26.100]:  Can't even click on a bot to sing still. How bad am I?
[00:36:28.820 -> 00:36:36.100]:  My clicks are bad. Smoking an indo. Boss man jack fan. How you doing boss? Nice name I suppose.
[00:36:36.100 -> 00:36:44.660]:  I appreciate it. They got weak service. Cute versus.
[00:36:44.660 -> 00:36:51.220]:  Look at my ring of fine ball them bitches in what you call that. What are these gamertag?
[00:36:51.220 -> 00:36:55.620]:  I don't know who that is but you can leave please.
[00:36:56.500 -> 00:36:58.820]:  I don't care who I don't hear anything about either.
[00:36:58.820 -> 00:37:05.380]:  And Woody probably needs to go too. That's where you start. No he's an older viewer isn't he?
[00:37:05.380 -> 00:37:14.100]:  Yeah no his channel sucks you gotta go too. That is a very weird thing to say but at the same time
[00:37:14.100 -> 00:37:18.260]:  both of them are probably like friends like just freaking thinking they're funny.
[00:37:18.260 -> 00:37:21.620]:  Because both of them had really shitty channel logs. Or the one that doesn't cheat that one.
[00:37:22.340 -> 00:37:29.940]:  Thick look at that thick good old thick booty. Thick booty for boss man jack. That's what he likes.
[00:37:29.940 -> 00:37:39.060]:  Pogs I'm saying. Pogs and pogs and pogs. Kelsey Kelsey if you if you catch my drift.
[00:37:39.060 -> 00:37:42.340]:  Kelsey M. I know his name starts with him.
[00:37:45.620 -> 00:37:53.380]:  What should she get fucked with me? Doing a buck fifty. Oh this guy's gonna fucking eat my dirt.
[00:37:53.380 -> 00:37:56.420]:  What's your name you think you're cool because you're level 126 buddy?
[00:37:56.420 -> 00:38:00.420]:  Wait till boss man jack gets on that ass boy. Your slow ass clicks.
[00:38:00.420 -> 00:38:06.900]:  Oh my shit's cut off here. Sorry guys now it's good. No one said anything.
[00:38:14.420 -> 00:38:22.580]:  On to wait it on. Put the cake up on. All right where you at boss? Here we got a little iron man here.
[00:38:22.580 -> 00:38:30.260]:  Okay it's a there we go nice big bolt. Having a nice barrage here. There you go where you
[00:38:30.260 -> 00:38:34.740]:  thinking you're going baby? Come on get our blood barrage. Oh come on that could have hit her hard.
[00:38:34.740 -> 00:38:39.380]:  Come on why am I slashing? She's okay there we go.
[00:38:42.180 -> 00:38:46.900]:  Yep big hit big hit big hit. Beautiful she does not do anything but okay there she goes.
[00:38:46.900 -> 00:38:52.180]:  DDS time.
[00:38:52.180 -> 00:39:16.980]:  She's a major she likes the mage.
[00:39:19.780 -> 00:39:25.860]:  Where's she going? There's no way she's doing that. You can't run away from the opposition.
[00:39:25.860 -> 00:39:42.580]:  Because my paper is long and my bolts gonna sit you down.
[00:39:42.900 -> 00:39:55.220]:  Come here baby girl. Where you thinking you're running to? Where you thinking you're running to baby?
[00:39:55.220 -> 00:40:01.860]:  Oh where you thinking you're going babe? Come here eat my whip. Eat my whip baby.
[00:40:01.860 -> 00:40:08.100]:  Where you going babe? Oh no what happened?
[00:40:10.660 -> 00:40:15.460]:  Sorry I'm a douchebag sorry. We all know that wasn't a girl anyways. That was a fucking
[00:40:15.460 -> 00:40:20.500]:  that was a fucking big sweaty man. It's sitting behind his keyboard it's going oh.
[00:40:20.500 -> 00:40:28.260]:  Oh we got some upgrades here boys.
[00:40:35.380 -> 00:40:42.020]:  I'm on that. All right we got the Kodai ferry for the fuck boy coming up next come on. Who wants
[00:40:42.020 -> 00:40:48.980]:  the smoke? Four survivors man there's somebody out there that's waiting for the next there they come.
[00:40:48.980 -> 00:41:08.580]:  Okay who the fuck.
[00:41:18.660 -> 00:41:24.260]:  What? Oh it's on fucking long range no wonder bro.
[00:41:24.260 -> 00:41:38.260]:  Get fucking dicked.
[00:41:38.260 -> 00:41:43.860]:  [inaudible]
[00:41:43.860 -> 00:41:51.460]:  [inaudible]
[00:41:51.460 -> 00:42:03.460]:  [inaudible]
[00:42:03.460 -> 00:42:11.460]:  [inaudible]
[00:42:11.460 -> 00:42:21.060]:  [inaudible]
[00:42:21.060 -> 00:42:31.060]:  [inaudible]
[00:42:31.060 -> 00:42:42.660]:  [inaudible]
[00:42:42.660 -> 00:42:46.660]:  [inaudible]
[00:42:46.660 -> 00:42:48.660]:  [inaudible]
[00:42:48.660 -> 00:43:01.060]:  [inaudible]
[00:43:01.060 -> 00:43:08.260]:  I don't need to open these. We collect those. Let's up flex. What are you doing baby?
[00:43:08.260 -> 00:43:19.060]:  [inaudible]
[00:43:19.060 -> 00:43:41.860]:  Oh come on bitch. What? Holy fuck she should be dead.
[00:43:41.860 -> 00:43:54.260]:  [inaudible]
[00:43:54.260 -> 00:43:56.820]:  Oh it was a stab at your death. She dead.
[00:43:56.820 -> 00:44:03.620]:  [inaudible]
[00:44:03.620 -> 00:44:09.300]:  That Derek is scary bro. Get away from me. Get the fuck back. Oh my god.
[00:44:09.300 -> 00:44:27.700]:  [inaudible]
[00:44:27.700 -> 00:44:53.700]:  Get the fuck back bitch. Get back. I said get back.
[00:44:53.700 -> 00:45:07.700]:  The game over. Oh my god.
[00:45:07.700 -> 00:45:20.180]:  Game over. GG. GG baby. That's what I'm talking about boss man. Check it out baby. I see you on the floor baby.
[00:45:20.180 -> 00:45:26.260]:  Yeah buddy. Oh yeah. We're almost at 250 wins now.
[00:45:26.260 -> 00:45:30.020]:  This is my fucking webcam mic bro. I fucking broke my fucking city one the
[00:45:30.020 -> 00:45:32.580]:  other day. I mean I broke my good one the other day.
[00:45:32.580 -> 00:45:39.700]:  I recently bought this Shure DV7 I think it is. Let me see. MV7 excuse me.
[00:45:39.700 -> 00:45:43.540]:  But I didn't break it. I only broke the micro USB port I had on it.
[00:45:43.540 -> 00:45:47.700]:  So if I update my audio drivers I can not only use the audio jack there as a
[00:45:47.700 -> 00:45:50.660]:  option but I can use the big the big one in the middle.
[00:45:50.660 -> 00:45:54.740]:  That is an option if I get a interface thing.
[00:45:54.740 -> 00:45:58.340]:  So the mic's great. Mic's good to go. It's just the micro USB port.
[00:45:58.340 -> 00:46:02.500]:  I fucked it up. I dropped it off my desk but the mic itself is not broken.
[00:46:02.500 -> 00:46:11.940]:  GG balls man. Thank you zoomie. You seen that? Yeah buddy. We take those. We take
[00:46:11.940 -> 00:46:17.700]:  the dubs all day. You got another fanboy on my cock.
[00:46:17.700 -> 00:46:21.780]:  How's my dick? How does my dick taste? It says these people that are so obsessed
[00:46:21.780 -> 00:46:26.340]:  and fascinated with me in my life. I mean my dick either tastes like a
[00:46:26.340 -> 00:46:30.340]:  blueberry lollipop or it tastes like a salty cracker.
[00:46:30.340 -> 00:46:33.780]:  Can you boys here tell me which one it tastes like?
[00:46:33.780 -> 00:46:37.700]:  Do these fanboys here know what it tastes like? Is it is it a cracker or is
[00:46:37.700 -> 00:46:40.260]:  it blueberry? What do you think? What do you think
[00:46:40.260 -> 00:46:45.700]:  these? I don't know. They look like fans to me.
[00:46:45.700 -> 00:46:49.220]:  You know they're loyal though. They're very loyal. They're here every day.
[00:46:49.220 -> 00:46:52.500]:  They're like little puppies. But I don't hang with puppies. You know
[00:46:52.500 -> 00:46:57.060]:  what I'm saying? As BLP kosher says. I don't hang with no puppies.
[00:46:57.060 -> 00:47:00.660]:  So unless you try to hang out in LMS, come on in boys.
[00:47:00.660 -> 00:47:04.580]:  Come on in while the water's warm. Come on big boys.
[00:47:04.580 -> 00:47:09.540]:  Come on in here and get some fucking dick. Get the fucking mushroom tattoo.
[00:47:09.540 -> 00:47:12.020]:  You know what I'm saying?
[00:47:12.020 -> 00:47:16.020]:  Let's put your money where your mouth is. Come on. I see him still standing out
[00:47:16.020 -> 00:47:18.340]:  there. Look at this little pussy. What's wrong?
[00:47:18.340 -> 00:47:25.380]:  What's wrong? Come on in. What's wrong? What happened? Shut the fuck up.
[00:47:25.380 -> 00:47:28.340]:  Bunch of pussies? They ain't used to the fucking menu like this.
[00:47:28.340 -> 00:47:31.540]:  I'll tell you that much. They don't offend me at all.
[00:47:31.540 -> 00:47:35.620]:  So anyways. I can't go nowhere without people getting
[00:47:35.620 -> 00:47:39.140]:  harassed over here and shit. That's fucking crazy.
[00:47:39.140 -> 00:47:43.060]:  Tastes like sugar candy. Sugar candy? What the fuck?
[00:47:43.060 -> 00:47:47.780]:  Sugar candy. Okay. All right. Well, I'm probably gonna get on the...
[00:47:47.780 -> 00:47:51.940]:  Let's see. See what we got here.
[00:47:52.740 -> 00:47:59.940]:  Oh, I gotta take some thumbs dude. I got a heartburn.
[00:47:59.940 -> 00:48:02.900]:  What would you say that's how I learned a PK? Oh, it takes a long time dude. Just
[00:48:02.900 -> 00:48:08.580]:  confidence and this... Look how good videos they'll explain a lot to you.
[00:48:08.580 -> 00:48:15.220]:  Oh yeah. Just fill the box. Terrible. You mean LMS or RuneScape in general?
[00:48:15.220 -> 00:48:22.340]:  RuneScape in general, they both are filled. So.
[00:48:22.340 -> 00:48:28.260]:  Oh yeah. That's terrible dude. There's a lot of box dude.
[00:48:28.260 -> 00:48:32.980]:  Yeah, let's play some CSGO. That sounds good to me actually. Yeah, let's do that.
[00:48:32.980 -> 00:48:37.300]:  CSGO sounds kind of juicy. See, I bet you I can pop some domes right now.
[00:48:37.300 -> 00:48:40.900]:  I'm gonna pop some domes with the op.
[00:48:42.900 -> 00:48:46.180]:  Yes, CSGO. Yeah, yeah.
[00:48:46.180 -> 00:48:51.620]:  Cool. That's cool. You have better than RuneScape, right? Not really. No,
[00:48:51.620 -> 00:48:56.100]:  just like sometimes I play LMS. That's about it.
[00:48:56.100 -> 00:48:59.380]:  All right, let's play some Counter-Strike 2.
[00:48:59.380 -> 00:49:11.540]:  All right dude. I'm gonna go get it. Oh dude, where's my coffee? Did I drink the
[00:49:11.540 -> 00:49:14.580]:  whole thing? Where the fuck is my coffee? Oh yeah, I
[00:49:14.580 -> 00:49:18.420]:  did drink it all. I'm gonna go get it at a cup.
[00:49:18.420 -> 00:49:28.260]:  You guys like CSGO, anybody? I'm not even ranked yet.
[00:49:28.260 -> 00:49:31.940]:  I have one way number here or so. Yeah, not very well.
[00:49:31.940 -> 00:49:36.900]:  Not very good. I mean, I've only done like two or three so.
[00:49:36.900 -> 00:49:40.500]:  I'm gonna get a snack and I can get a coffee guys. I'll be right back, all right?
[00:49:40.500 -> 00:49:45.140]:  I'll be right back. You guys know, I'm not explaining that anymore.
[00:49:45.140 -> 00:49:48.180]:  I'll give you another joke. I said it three times.
[00:49:48.180 -> 00:49:52.100]:  That's my door. It has not been installed yet.
[00:49:52.100 -> 00:49:58.100]:  [Music]
[00:49:58.100 -> 00:50:02.100]:  [Music]
[00:50:02.100 -> 00:50:06.100]:  [Music]
[00:50:06.100 -> 00:50:30.100]:  [Music]
[00:50:31.100 -> 00:50:34.100]:  [Music]
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[00:50:56.100 -> 00:51:13.100]:  Anybody like apples? Hello, not swim. How you doing?
[00:51:17.100 -> 00:51:22.100]:  Hmm, let's go.
[00:51:22.100 -> 00:51:26.100]:  I'm not a big weekend fan.
[00:51:26.100 -> 00:51:43.100]:  Oh, I have no fucking audio. I have no headphones. How am I gonna play CSGO without no headphones?
[00:51:43.100 -> 00:51:46.100]:  We'll play some fucking deathmatch, dude. There's no way I'm gonna play that like without
[00:51:46.100 -> 00:51:51.100]:  headphones. No way.
[00:51:51.100 -> 00:51:57.100]:  I broke my headphone last night or this morning.
[00:51:57.100 -> 00:52:01.100]:  I lost like four grand so fast. It was so upsetting.
[00:52:01.100 -> 00:52:04.100]:  That's okay. I get that. I mean, that's like every day.
[00:52:04.100 -> 00:52:07.100]:  I was acting like a baby, to be honest.
[00:52:07.100 -> 00:52:12.100]:  All right, let's get some op kills on these pussies.
[00:52:12.100 -> 00:52:17.100]:  Yeah, I should, yeah. Wow, is it fucking all bots, dude? There's nobody that's real.
[00:52:17.100 -> 00:52:20.100]:  Okay, there's people out here joining.
[00:52:20.100 -> 00:52:24.100]:  Oh shit, they're everywhere. Fuck.
[00:52:24.100 -> 00:52:29.100]:  This place is crowded. Oh, that scared the shit out of me.
[00:52:29.100 -> 00:52:34.100]:  What? I can't even move a muscle. The fucking bots are outplaying me.
[00:52:34.100 -> 00:52:41.100]:  Come on.
[00:52:41.100 -> 00:52:44.100]:  Feels like it's about to camp, actually, right here at the top.
[00:52:44.100 -> 00:52:46.100]:  We're behind the car here.
[00:52:46.100 -> 00:52:49.100]:  If you want to camp it up, free for all.
[00:52:49.100 -> 00:52:52.100]:  Do I actually win a game or something?
[00:52:52.100 -> 00:53:04.100]:  What? That was a bot. That was a bot killing me.
[00:53:04.100 -> 00:53:07.100]:  I don't know.
[00:53:07.100 -> 00:53:21.100]:  What?
[00:53:32.100 -> 00:53:35.100]:  Oh, I need to reload? No, no, no.
[00:53:35.100 -> 00:53:38.100]:  Sack of shit.
[00:53:38.100 -> 00:53:43.100]:  Oh yeah, they're way better. Way better.
[00:53:43.100 -> 00:53:47.100]:  What? Come on, push him.
[00:53:47.100 -> 00:53:53.100]:  Oh, look at the noscope dick.
[00:53:53.100 -> 00:53:59.100]:  Oh! Get the noscope dick! Who's seen that?
[00:53:59.100 -> 00:54:02.100]:  That was a noscope. Look at the kill feed.
[00:54:02.100 -> 00:54:05.100]:  Shit, my camera's in the way, isn't it?
[00:54:05.100 -> 00:54:09.100]:  Holy shit, that was fucking fat. That was far as fuck.
[00:54:09.100 -> 00:54:13.100]:  I swear to God I hit that. I swear to God I hit that.
[00:54:13.100 -> 00:54:20.100]:  He is a gentleman.
[00:54:20.100 -> 00:54:27.100]:  What? What?
[00:54:27.100 -> 00:54:30.100]:  My baby?
[00:54:30.100 -> 00:54:42.100]:  Oh shit, should I take it one time?
[00:54:42.100 -> 00:54:54.100]:  Oh, I need to reload. No, no, no, no.
[00:54:54.100 -> 00:54:57.100]:  Oh, shitballs.
[00:54:57.100 -> 00:55:12.100]:  Yeah, buddy! Triple feed, baby.
[00:55:12.100 -> 00:55:16.100]:  Got the three two pieces of biscuit.
[00:55:16.100 -> 00:55:20.100]:  That's my shit, the op, baby.
[00:55:20.100 -> 00:55:24.100]:  I'm saying sit him down. Sit him down like the...
[00:55:24.100 -> 00:55:28.100]:  Oh my God, there's so many of them. Oh, I hit him in the leg.
[00:55:28.100 -> 00:55:33.100]:  What? Damn, that pussy's nice.
[00:55:33.100 -> 00:55:40.100]:  Get the fuck out of my way, pussy.
[00:55:40.100 -> 00:55:43.100]:  That was a bop for sure, but still.
[00:55:43.100 -> 00:55:46.100]:  That's like an all-boss, bro. That's like two players.
[00:55:46.100 -> 00:55:56.100]:  Oh, wow, it's all a botch.
[00:55:56.100 -> 00:56:01.460]:  It's, uh,
[00:56:01.460 -> 00:56:10.100]:  Yeah, I play, but I play sometimes.
[00:56:10.100 -> 00:56:13.100]:  I'm good with the op, that's about it.
[00:56:15.100 -> 00:56:19.100]:  Aw, I'm not doing that great, I guess.
[00:56:19.100 -> 00:56:22.100]:  I'm actually not doing that great against bots, bro.
[00:56:22.100 -> 00:56:25.100]:  That little three-peat Nelson I had was nice.
[00:56:25.100 -> 00:56:31.100]:  What? I didn't even see him.
[00:56:31.100 -> 00:56:52.100]:  He's a new master.
[00:56:52.100 -> 00:56:56.100]:  Oh! Oh!
[00:57:00.100 -> 00:57:03.100]:  Haha, I'm about to go hit something.
[00:57:03.100 -> 00:57:15.100]:  Oh!
[00:57:15.100 -> 00:57:18.100]:  Another good round.
[00:57:18.100 -> 00:57:28.100]:  Oh!
[00:57:28.100 -> 00:57:31.100]:  Can I play a robot? I don't have headphones.
[00:57:31.100 -> 00:57:34.100]:  I can't really play competitive.
[00:57:34.100 -> 00:57:37.100]:  Aw, come on.
[00:57:37.100 -> 00:57:40.100]:  What?
[00:57:40.100 -> 00:57:42.100]:  I don't have headphones.
[00:57:42.100 -> 00:57:45.100]:  I'm not gonna be able to play very well.
[00:57:45.100 -> 00:57:49.100]:  I can't hear shit. They're gonna walk up all up on me. I'm gonna be loud as hell.
[00:57:49.100 -> 00:57:54.100]:  I'm not gonna try to try it. I mean, I can't guarantee I'll do well.
[00:57:54.100 -> 00:58:08.100]:  I play way better when I can hear. I can tell you that much.
[00:58:08.100 -> 00:58:12.100]:  But I can definitely give it a go. I'll just probably piss my teammates off.
[00:58:12.100 -> 00:58:15.100]:  Alright, hold on, boss man.
[00:58:15.100 -> 00:58:23.100]:  Damn, damn. Yes, please, please, please, yes, please.
[00:58:23.100 -> 00:58:35.100]:  What? So what you're carrying away? Who cares? Oh shit.
[00:58:35.100 -> 00:58:37.100]:  You're probably like, "What are you talking about?"
[00:58:37.100 -> 00:58:40.100]:  A juicer, maguicer type shit.
[00:58:40.100 -> 00:58:46.100]:  The best of the best. The best of the best of the best.
[00:58:46.100 -> 00:58:52.100]:  Oh, shitty MacNelson.
[00:58:52.100 -> 00:58:55.100]:  Why is there a mouse cursor in the middle of my screen?
[00:58:55.100 -> 00:58:59.100]:  Is there like a program behind my counter strike or what?
[00:58:59.100 -> 00:59:03.100]:  Okay, wait a minute.
[00:59:05.100 -> 00:59:10.100]:  I'm going down, down in another good round.
[00:59:10.100 -> 00:59:23.100]:  What?
[00:59:33.100 -> 00:59:36.100]:  Oh, I should have noscoped them.
[00:59:36.100 -> 00:59:42.100]:  What? They look like immunity for the first second they move.
[00:59:42.100 -> 01:00:11.100]:  Oh, I'm missing my shots now.
[01:00:11.100 -> 01:00:17.100]:  I think he's being sarcastic. Oh shit.
[01:00:17.100 -> 01:00:21.100]:  Oh, come on. That's some BS, man.
[01:00:21.100 -> 01:00:24.100]:  No, I'm not very good right now.
[01:00:24.100 -> 01:00:27.100]:  There was a point in my life I was pretty good at CSGO.
[01:00:27.100 -> 01:00:30.100]:  I was really good at reading the radar and like the fucking,
[01:00:30.100 -> 01:00:34.100]:  or whatever you call that up there, the map, whatever you call that.
[01:00:36.100 -> 01:00:43.100]:  Oh my God. Damn, these bots are bad.
[01:00:43.100 -> 01:00:46.100]:  Then sometimes they'll fucking rip you.
[01:00:46.100 -> 01:00:52.100]:  Oh shit.
[01:00:52.100 -> 01:01:01.100]:  What? Tanki bastard.
[01:01:05.100 -> 01:01:09.100]:  Oh, fucking Bob beat me. Let's not talk about it.
[01:01:09.100 -> 01:01:21.100]:  All right, we're getting a nice, we're getting a nice juicer, guys.
[01:01:21.100 -> 01:01:23.100]:  We're going to have a fucking nice fucking night.
[01:01:23.100 -> 01:01:27.100]:  Let's have a good night. 300 bucks, guys. We're getting $300.
[01:01:27.100 -> 01:01:29.100]:  Hey, let's fucking go.
[01:01:29.100 -> 01:01:32.100]:  We can really climb with 300 bucks, man. That's for sure.
[01:01:32.100 -> 01:01:48.100]:  I'm going to make it happen. I climbed. Where are we going? Blackjack?
[01:01:48.100 -> 01:01:52.100]:  I'm thinking blackjack or roulette and do like smart betting,
[01:01:52.100 -> 01:01:56.100]:  not where I'm doing little baby bets, but maybe after a lot of slower it,
[01:01:56.100 -> 01:02:00.100]:  don't lose too much, you know, like the slow build at points.
[01:02:00.100 -> 01:02:04.100]:  Is there really any smart gambling? Not really. There's really not anyway.
[01:02:04.100 -> 01:02:07.100]:  Don't tell somebody they suck at gambling. You sound stupid.
[01:02:07.100 -> 01:02:11.100]:  No, no one's saying that. I'm just saying in general.
[01:02:11.100 -> 01:02:16.100]:  Look at all these games I got, guys. Look.
[01:02:16.100 -> 01:02:18.100]:  Hey, what games would you guys like to see out of these lists?
[01:02:18.100 -> 01:02:20.100]:  I'm going to play Red Dead Redemption tomorrow,
[01:02:20.100 -> 01:02:22.100]:  or maybe tonight for an hour or so.
[01:02:22.100 -> 01:02:25.100]:  I like Red Dead Redemption. How about 40/70 Super?
[01:02:25.100 -> 01:02:29.100]:  That bitch looks smoking. It looks so good. It streams so good.
[01:02:29.100 -> 01:02:33.100]:  Red Dead Redemption's a must. We got to play throughout the story mode together.
[01:02:33.100 -> 01:02:37.100]:  That's going to be a Twitch thing. Red Dead Redemption.
[01:02:37.100 -> 01:02:40.100]:  I mean, I'm only on Twitch now, but you know what I mean?
[01:02:40.100 -> 01:02:44.100]:  I've heard that's good, yeah. You guys like that much, huh?
[01:02:44.100 -> 01:02:48.100]:  The last time you had a big beefers? Oh, just like two days ago.
[01:02:48.100 -> 01:02:51.100]:  Two days ago, boss. Loved it. It was delicious.
[01:02:51.100 -> 01:02:54.100]:  I have them all the time. I have them like every week or two.
[01:02:54.100 -> 01:02:59.100]:  Maybe a week and a half usually at most. Two weeks at most.
[01:02:59.100 -> 01:03:13.100]:  All right, let's get on fucking... Oh, I got to restart my stream.
[01:03:13.100 -> 01:03:15.100]:  Yeah, it'll take just ten seconds.
[01:03:15.100 -> 01:03:18.100]:  I'll literally be back online in ten seconds. Sound good, guys?
[01:03:21.100 -> 01:03:24.100]:  Hold on. Shall I fix my camera, please? There we are.
[01:03:24.100 -> 01:03:26.100]:  All right, guys, give me ten seconds. I'll be right back.
[01:03:26.100 -> 01:03:29.100]:  I'll literally be right back. Refresh in like half a minute.
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